Attack helicopter

Attack helicopter is a gender you use when you're not funny and you dont understand what gender is.

Bigot 1: i IdEnTiFy As A AtTaCk HeLiCoPtEr xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxddxdxd you may laugh now, i said funni please i need internet points to reasure that im funny, that trans people bad, two genders xdxdxd, guys please give gold i need it

Bigot 2: OMG so funni xdxdxdxdxdxd, gilded

Normal person: One Joke...

by linkdeadjr March 7, 2020

helicopter

The act of slapping someone's face from right to left with your erect penis.

I went to give him a blow job and he almost knocked me unconcious with a helicopter!

by Twisted February 27, 2003

helicopter

something that falls out of the sky for no reason.

she jumped off that roof and fell like a helicopter

by brit March 26, 2003

Helicopter

When a female and a male have sexual intercourse, the Lady (usually a very experienced whore, who has a background in gymnastics) the lady holds onto a ceiling fan; spreads her legs into a splits position. The man then lays back inserts the penis into the vagina and lays back while he gets the best sex he will ever have.

The Whore said" three nickels for a blumpkin, $12.50 for a hair pie, and $34.99 for a Helicopter"
The man replied "I'll take all three"

by Kaveman May 4, 2007

Helicopter Twirl

Male on top of the Female and once inserted he begins to slowly rotate his body round in a 360' circle whilst thrusting. the woman must lift his legs as they go over her head, and if he hits a good spot the woman is allowed to stop him.

The tricky part is making sure your member doesn't 'pop' out while you're doing this. ... And to keep from laughing. Otherwise its great.

Girl 1: My boyfriend and I tried did the helicopter twirl last night!

Girl 2: What's it like?

Girl 1: Great until he slipped out

by MagicNumber February 3, 2010

helicoptering

The motion of a man waving his dick around in circles.

"She was begging, so I teased her and started helicoptering!"

by wyztt1247 December 17, 2016

helicopterpad

An obnoxious, ugly, useless but very expensive possession.

Wow, look at how ugly that purple Bentley with gold spinning wheels and vanity plates is; I wonder what retard bought that? That's helicopterpad!

by PHEdward June 16, 2017