fat handed twat

A person with large, stubby fingers, looking like they have 10 thumbs

When in conjunction with a large head, more commonly known as "Jack"

"Jack, your hands are so fat. You are a fat handed twat"

by Archie December 5, 2004

Hanest

Stoner Terminology - (HA-nest) The sense of inner peace and honesty experienced after a good bowl or joint. -The vocal 'h' from 'high' produced in place of the silent 'h'onest

"You know, that bitch is a skank." -Friend 1
"Thats not nice." -Friend 2
"Dude, I'm just being hanest."

by EBu09 October 24, 2009

No Hander

Masturbating without using your hands.

Oliver: Hey Braden guess what!
Braden: What?
Oliver: I just pulled a no hander!
Braden: AWWHH SHIT MAN tmi!!!

by the_FIRST_no_hander March 28, 2011

quote red-handed

When someone comes out with a witty comment or funny line which they have taken from a film or television show. The embarassment comes when they are caught out, and someone reveals to the rest of the group that what was just said was not their own wittiness or quick thinking.

Getting "quote red-handed" is especially embarrasing if the show or film being quoted is an embarassing one.

Short person: I'm going to get you.
Jack: What you gonna do? Bite my kneecaps?
John: Dude, you totally got that from Tracy Beaker.
Short Person: Haha. You just got quote red-handed.
John: Haha. *And* you watch Tracy Beaker!
Jack: Dude. So do you.

by NADIAaaaaa. April 19, 2008

Tim Hansen

A creator that manages to keep alive a dying or dead fandom, named after Call of Duty: Zombies YouTuber Tim Hansen

Guy: Hey this guy is basically carrying this *INSERT DYING COMMUNITY HERE* community, a lot of people are watching him and getting interested in this community

Guy 2: I know right, he’s a real Tim Hansen

by Anonymous 4734902 December 19, 2019

one handed typer

adj. Chronic Masturbator
n. Somebody who is masturbating to text over IM

i'm only using one hand, i'm beating joel

by CM Oreo March 26, 2004

Palmela Handerson

Masterbation.

Hey Shannen what did you do last night? Nothing, I just stayed home and hung out with Palmela Handerson.

by Scooby Blue June 3, 2009