Tight Hank Hill Ass

When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.

Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!

Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.

by Howard Stern Number 1 January 3, 2022

hanks

A basic self centred person who cares about nothing but himself. He will do anything in order to prove he is the best and will only consider a few people to be friends

He is such so confident in winning the game without help. He is such a hanks

by Hanksebla November 24, 2021

Hank

a beast loves air toes and never fight with this man he is 7´2 and can pick you up and throw you across the room!

OMG i wish i was a hank

by IlIkeToEs :[ November 24, 2021

Hanked

to get fucked by a texan man

bro you see that snake.... it got hanked!!!

by captainmozambique September 7, 2019

hank/bre

cool person, plays roblox with me, stays up till 7 am for me, ipad kid, pro at mm2, super cool, smelly and annoying

hank/bre is ipad kid and weird

by miloo<33 October 17, 2021

Triple Hank

An unlikely situation resulting in three (or sometimes more) individuals united by a common factor.

The three of us? Team up? What is this, some kind of Triple Hank situation?

by TheDeejster June 19, 2025

Hank drunk

After drinking 2 Mike's Hard Lemonades, you become Hank Drunk.

Hank: Man, I am having a good time! Thanks for hosting the potluck.

John: Thanks for the appreciation, but I think you're just a little Hank drunk.

by SarahHeartsUnicorns March 14, 2018