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Halal-itude

(Adj.) Used to describe the magnitude of Halal you've got on a certain day (Halal = Good, in Arabic ) . If you're on a high halalitude, you're super nice to everyone. If you're Halalitude is low, you're being a complete douche to everyone.
1. Why don't you pump up that halal-itude of yours, I cant stand being around your arrogant ass

2. Oh my God bro, that guy is always on high halal-itude ! I WONDER HOW HE DOES IT !?
by Gaurav the Vasnani June 7, 2018
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Halal

Halal is a golden kid that plays the impossible quiz as if it is not impossible, and serves Jalal as a model. Halal wishes to go back to Canada to make a Halal Youtube Channel and to join OTMUN. He is currently working on girls such as JJ and YR with Falal's support. Halal (and Falal)'s favorite number is 3:51.
Halal and Falal's favorite number is 3:51... Remember that. Also, dont forget to HONOR THE GIFT
by Falal(a.k.a GreenmanEF) June 9, 2018
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halaism

It is a condition that started by Hala. It involves behavioral and physical movements. For example, involuntary physical movement. Halaism is very contagious so if someone stays too long with Hala, they may be in danger of getting Halaism. The good thing is that it is not a dangerous condition because a person with Halaism is cute and only has good for others.
Since I got Halaism, I have become more cuter.
by Halaism February 27, 2019
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Halal marriage

Means you are legally his wife you have to see his face daily, be loyal to him, no men burgers at AM hours. The only benefit is no smelling! ( supposed to be)
I wanted halal marriage for twelve years let’s all laugh together!
by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019
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Hadass

When autocorrect decides to be a bitch and corrects “badass” to “hadass”
Your ass is hadass”
by DuhGamingHamster August 3, 2019
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Haassing

The act of two teammates crashing into each other during a race. Before, this was known as Force Inding
David Croft-“The two Renaults just crashed into each other
Wtf1-“Looks like the two Renaults were haassing”
by MansoM August 4, 2019
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Haeass

A typo Sabrina made on 11/11/19 that Jena will continue to make fun of her for for the end of time.

(Nice job, Sabrina)
I should haeass you with the 😛 emoji
by Imbabyandyouallknowit November 11, 2019
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