christian honk

When a Christian couple lightly grabs their significant other's ass.

"Last night I gave my wife a good Christian honk."

by Closet Nerd May 29, 2020

Honk Honk

Honk Honk is what you say when you tryna sleep with someone, caveman-style.

Her: Oh my God, i can't believe she just texted me that, that's so ru-
Him: HONK HONK!?
Then the male proceeds to take of his clothes, and explain the word's purpose using only the word above and body language.

by MasterSeducer July 27, 2020

Honk

Honk is an online language for odd memer peeps who enjoy Untitled Goose Game in a weird way. The language is used as below:

Tom: honks in I LOVE YOU!
Brime: honks in what the fuck-

by CheckeredHousePlant August 2, 2020

Honk Down

to eat voraciously

Did you actually eat egg salad, or did you just honk down on six boiled eggs?

by janesayshi August 23, 2020

honk down

to eat voraciously

“Did you make egg salad or did you just honk down on six boiled eggs?”

by catty3020 August 23, 2020

honk

when you laugh about something so hard a honk comes out

omg i honked

by abbymykenzie September 27, 2020

Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.

I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work

by Slickrick42 July 22, 2022