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I can't help you there

When your gay friend asks for a hand job.
Jordan: Hey Jeremy, can you give me a hand job?
Jeremy: I can't help you there ! butt.....
by OlaDoraBootsAteMeOut January 28, 2020
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God help us all

When you go to the internet and see that people are so retarded and horrible that you just pray to god that he'll do at least SOMETHING about it
Me: *steps on Twitter*
*looks at the hellhole that is twitter and seeing so many clowns that support p@d0phila*
Me: I'm out. God help us all
by JF17 October 15, 2022
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Help me grow my beard

When a guy says this he means let me eat your pussy
Example : “Yo ma you should help me grow my beard you know?” “Aight bet pull up then baby”
by anonymous August 28, 2021
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Who helped your bitch out?

Phrase- slang in nature

Used to remind someone of the good gestures you have done for them
Person 1- oh man no one does anything for me

Person 2- who helped your bitch out?

Person 1- oh right you’re always there for me
by Lovey chipmunk November 24, 2018
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A witty comeback that is said after someone makes a ridiculous statement.
Joe: I swear I am not a virgin.

Mike: Bro, whatever helps you sleep at night.
by BigE77 March 14, 2011
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One of the best and most covered songs of Elvis Presley.

Sing this song perfectly and watch your crush come at you.
You : (singing) "But I can't help falling in love with you..."
Crush : hey...wanna hang out?
by redditilike June 16, 2020
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