I can't help you there

When your gay friend asks for a hand job.

Jordan: Hey Jeremy, can you give me a hand job?
Jeremy: I can't help you there ! butt.....

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God help us all

When you go to the internet and see that people are so retarded and horrible that you just pray to god that he'll do at least SOMETHING about it

Me: *steps on Twitter*
*looks at the hellhole that is twitter and seeing so many clowns that support p@d0phila*
Me: I'm out. God help us all

by JF17 October 16, 2022

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help im stuck in urban dictionary typing random bullshit to fit your bullshit searches

help im trapped in urban dictionary

by Hehe I cheated February 23, 2021

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When a guy says this he means let me eat your pussy

Example : “Yo ma you should help me grow my beard you know?” “Aight bet pull up then baby”

by August 29, 2021

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Phrase- slang in nature

Used to remind someone of the good gestures you have done for them

Person 1- oh man no one does anything for me

Person 2- who helped your bitch out?

Person 1- oh right you’re always there for me

by Lovey chipmunk November 24, 2018

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A witty comeback that is said after someone makes a ridiculous statement.

by BigE77 February 27, 2011

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One of the best and most covered songs of Elvis Presley.

Sing this song perfectly and watch your crush come at you.

You : (singing) "But I can't help falling in love with you..."
Crush : hey...wanna hang out?

by redditilike June 17, 2020

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