Guido

Basically, that guy at the gym who:

- Begins screaming wildly while lifting 130 lbs.
- Lugs a 1 gallon water jug around, but never seems to drink it.
- Hits on anything that moves
- Obsesses with weight lifting, and takes Muscle Milk, Powerbars, or any other body building suppliment.
- Screams slogans while lifting weights, like "Feel da powa!"

Andrew is such a fucking guido. He was ejected from the gym for wearing sunglasses inside, and yelling that his workout partner should push "like his mother pushed him out of the womb." (True guido experience)

by Dashhh October 4, 2010

Guidess

(n.) 1. A Female guido.

2. A sassy female from the northeast; most likely from Long Island or Statin Island

3. An overly persistent friend, regardless of sex

1. Did you see her waxed eyebrows and fake tan? What a guidess.
2. She's got such a bitchy attitude. Fuckin' guidess.
3. Christ, will you leave me alone you guys!!! You're a bunch of Grade-A guidesses!!!

by Johnny-bigcock-rammer August 2, 2009

Spirits Guide

Someone who remains sober, or gets less intoxicated then other members of a party during the comsumption og alcholic (spirits) beverages. Designated so to provide guidiance and keep everyone else from getting into trouble, ie arrested, hooking up with a ex or an ugly person.

Person 1:" yo bro, why you getting so wasted, your suppose to be my spirits guide tonight."

Person 2: "sorry bra, looks like your taking this spirits quest alone."

by azrel9 December 18, 2012

Guide us home

We are Magic.
We are Moments.
We are Dreams and
We are memories
We are everything.
And in the depths
we swim deeper to
discover that we
are not born whole
so we cannot be
broken. We are born in twos,
and we are searching, searching
for the other piece,
that other person

to guide us home.

will you guide us home?
Yes.... we will do it together....

by 140CM February 23, 2022

gild the lily

Also, as an alternate meaning, another phrase for female masturbation; the manual stimulation of the clitoris performed on oneself.

After I found out that my boyfriend couldn't make a bootycall last night, I had to gild the lily to get to sleep.

by kimpoopy April 28, 2008

Guidouche

A guido and douchebag combination, a double negative by definition in that a Guido is by definition already a douchebag.

Dude, that guinea is such a guidouche!

by Franco Mena December 29, 2009

guide

To lead or control someone, particularly when they are in a suggestible or intoxicated state.

"Detra, I guided you. You've been guided"

by proscriptionist October 21, 2009