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Red Glide X level 9

When a morbidly obese woman with thighs covered in cellulite uses an extra small tampon and it slides out and ramps off the cellulite into a guys eye, which in turn causes him to vomit on her pubic area, and after the tampon a deoderant stick flies out covered in crabs and his the guy in the balls, giving him crabs that bite him then inturn he jumps and steps on the womans massive single boob which explodes abcess puss all over the world, which drowns and Al Gore makes a documentary of it including the 2girls1cup video to explain everything from your baby's daddy to juniors syphallis.
Dude, I just got to red glide x level 9
by Biccc April 20, 2008
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Guidess

(n.) 1. A Female guido.

2. A sassy female from the northeast; most likely from Long Island or Statin Island

3. An overly persistent friend, regardless of sex
1. Did you see her waxed eyebrows and fake tan? What a guidess.
2. She's got such a bitchy attitude. Fuckin' guidess.
3. Christ, will you leave me alone you guys!!! You're a bunch of Grade-A guidesses!!!
by Johnny-bigcock-rammer August 2, 2009
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Glide In

A street side parking space that has enough room in advance of the intended spot, so that one can simply glide into the space, without the necessity of parallel parking or jumping the curb (not good for vehicles with CV joints, but done regularly, nevertheless). The more vacant spots in advance of the target spot, the better.
Stoners, the morbidly obese and people over 50, will cruise endlessly for glide in spots. It is rumored that the last glide in parking space in Manhattan was spotted sometime around 1935.

And for the really serious parker, there is the Super Glide In. (Which is a Glide In combined with a Glide Out.)
by miker2001 December 29, 2009
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The Glide

The Glide is a move that guys do to girls at bars or clubs. As a guy is passing by a girl, under the guise of trying to get through the crowd, he will put his hand on her lower back. During this, he will let his hand glide down from her lower back to her ass.
"That creepy guy just walked by me and did the glide." - any girl at a bar on any night ever.
by definitely not me really February 8, 2012
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Sioux Falls Hang Glider

An inverted titty-fuck while deficating on the persons face
If I buy this fat girl enough drinks, maybe she'll come back to my place and I can give her a Sioux Falls Hang Glider.
by Fred Etish October 7, 2006
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Guidouche

A guido and douchebag combination, a double negative by definition in that a Guido is by definition already a douchebag.
Dude, that guinea is such a guidouche!
by Franco Mena December 29, 2009
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guidoville

see guido
A town in habited by guidos. usually down by the Jersey Shore, but occasionally in parts of New York City and other surrounding urabn areas. Frequent sitings of young, Italian men dressed in tracksuits with tight white tees, gold chains, and muscle cars.
Kerri: Wanna come down to my beach house this summer?
Me: Sure! Which beach is it at?
Kerri: Oh, down in Lavalette.
Me: Oh, it's in guidoville!
by jersey girl April 24, 2005
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