Oh, great

This means the opposite of what it sounds like. It is used sarcastically.

Mother: You have to help me rake the leaves first.
Son: Oh, great.

by frabrizio December 6, 2016

Great Whore

1. An especially skilled prostitute.
2. The Catholic Church as defined by fucktard Fundamentalist Christian evangelist John Hagee

John Hagee obviously doesn’t know the difference between a great whore and a bunch of kid diddlers. Maybe he should wake up and pull the straw out of Fred Phelch’s ass.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 18, 2008

Catherine the Great

Catherine II of Russia (1729-1796), also known as Catherine the Great, was one of the best leaders in Russian history, ruling from 1762 to her death. A princess from an obscure but well-connected royal family, Catherine was chosen by Empress Elizabeth of Russia as a bride for her nephew and heir, Peter III.
Catherine and Peter were horribly mismatched; she was intellectual, ambitious, pensive, witty, and eager to become the Empress; Peter was pockmarked, immature, boorish, lacked common sense, scorned Russia, and adored Prussia (which earned him many detractors). Catherine, neglected by Peter, studied politics and philosophy while gaining allies for herself. In 1762, she led a coup d'état against Peter, who had become Emperor and was thoroughly disdained.

With Peter out of the way, Catherine set to work on improving and modernizing Russia. Under her, the empire expanded, improved administration, and was revitalized with her humanitarian ideals, although she was ruthless when threatened.
In July 1796, she suffered a stroke in her powder room and died in bed the following day.

Catherine the Great, while known for her romances, did not die during intercourse with a stallion; the French made this up to discredit a woman of power.

While Catherine had twelve lovers in her lifetime, this was tame for an aristocrat of that time.

The great love of Catherine's life was Prince Grigory Potemkin (1739-1791); he was her military leader and her equal intellectually, politically, and socially. She called him "My Tiger", "My Cossack", "My Golden Pheasant".

by Lorelili January 26, 2011

talk to huey on the great white telephone

To have an out of stomach experience while placing ones head inside a toilet bowl. Anyone listening at the door might hear the name of Huey (or perhaps Ralph) being called upon repeatedly.

Excuse me, I think those prawns were off, I have to go talk to Huey on the great white telephone.

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

The Great Dick in the Sky

The god and defender of the Shave Ice Babies, that hunts down and brutally destroys their enemies.

The Great Dick in the Sky is summoned by a slow and low toned "ooooohhhh" sound.

There is no escape from The Great Dick in the Sky, not even fleeing to Mexico can save you. When it is called upon to destroy you; there is absolutely nothing you or anyone else can do to save you.

The Little Cinnamon Bun (From Dr. Tran) got very upset for no disearnable reason and then ran into a little Shave Ice Baby and killed it. So the other Shave Ices summoned the Great Dick in the Sky to hunt him down, and it injured him pretty good but he managed to run to Mexico where he thought he was safe, so he ordered a cerveza (beer) and then it came out of the sky and violently destroyed him.

by The Super Ninja November 12, 2009

Great American Novel

What every blogger is writing in their spare time, when not at work, parenting or surfing the internet

"What do you do?"

"I blog about my adventures as a free-lance giraffe catcher, and in my free time, I'm writing the Great American Novel"

by thepsychobabble July 27, 2009

Great Urban Depression

A time when Urban Dictionary's members and their "Word of The Day" gets more thumbs down than thumbs up.

Joe: Man, what's up with these words, they're getting more thumb downs than thumbs up

Jo: It's the "Great Urban Depression", no one has any good words or phrases

by TheBaddestQ October 21, 2009