Gobble Gobble Sucker

Means when someone ask you to do something but you don’t do it but when another ask you ask to do something you do it just

Carl ask Jay can he borrow $5 Jay said No. David ask Jay can he borrow $5 Jay said yes and gave him $5. Gobble Gobble sucker is when you don’t nothing for others but do something for certain people

by Lulfab February 10, 2022

green gobbling

During the act of anal sex, your partner hocks up a greeny and spits it up their partners nose and their partner eats it.

"Me and my girlfriend did some green gobbling the other night, it was awesome!"

by JadeyQ March 29, 2009

Gobbled-up-gobbledygookies

another term for Gobbledygook (Random unintelligible jargons)

Your thesis' full of gobbled-up-gobbledygookies!

by zitherng May 26, 2025

Gobble Gum

Grabbing a chunk of your nutsack (no nuts) and offering it to your friends, usually through your unzipped zipper. Because a ball sack resembles a turkeys gobble.

Hey man, you want some gobble gum? Sorry, I dropped it on the carpet and it got some hair in it.

by Malofatoe June 21, 2017

Gobbly Gook

When your Asian boyfriend busts a nut in your mouth or conversely, a nut is busted in an Asian woman's mouth.

I could only think of egg drop soup while I was being Gobbly Gooked.

by get2it March 5, 2015

Reverse Gobble Debt

Basic carrot and stick system, whereby you promise someone to suck their cock in exchange for a good/service by a certain date. However if they fail to deliver on that date, they owe you a bloj instead.

<Tues> "Jeff, if you get me that wire by Weds I'll suck your cock."
<Tues> "Done! Get ready for a fat one in your mouth!"
<Weds> no wire
<Thurs> no wire
<Fri> "That's it Jeff, I invoke the right of Reverse Gobble Debt!"
<Fri> "aww, god damn it...I deserve that for lagging all the time, I guess you get to fuck my throat and make me Gwock hard"

by myfakeurbanDname March 6, 2020

gobble buffer

Referring to a cock buffer.

Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!

by LX111101 November 23, 2023