A Gooner Goatee

You happen to find yourself in an all too familiar situation, Charlie ‘big balls’ Follon is squatting above you as you rest. You are awoken by a trembling queef, you proceed to service his batty ring, leaving you with a shit stain around your mouth, you have been given a gooner goatee!

“Sammy Dawbarn keeps coming downstairs with a gooner goatee, the cheeky bitch”

by Owen melling February 21, 2021

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Reverse Iranian Cheese Grater

The opposite of the Iranian Cheese Grater where instead of taking a standard issue cheese grater and shoving it up your ass, you shove your schlong inside the standard issue cheese grator.

Yo I was with this chick last night and she wanted me to do the reverse Iranian Cheese Grater

by Cw Kamikaze May 1, 2021

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goater • goatery • Bang-goater • Goated • gooter • goatee • goiter • GATer • Goated with the sauce • goter

goatroper

Its undefineable for a 338. If you know it you know it....its kinda a situational word and you have to just get the crazy lingo.

Ryan is being such a goatroper with all his new words he is learning. OR Ryan's goatroping the whole situation.

by Bill and Ben August 10, 2006

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goatherder

1. Someone who is SO terrible at life, he can't ever do anything above the bare minimum of existence, that is, staying alive.
2. a person who cannot drive more than 10 miles without getting lost.
3. A person who is afraid to enter any social scenes, or anywhere outside their home.

friend of Prince Ali: "Prince Ali! why can't you leave your palace and come to the market?"
Prince Ali: "I can't!!!!! it's too far!!!!!"
friend of Prince Ali: "It's ONLY 2 blocks away from your palace you goatherder!"

by chucklesbanan September 28, 2009

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