Garfunkel

To laugh so hard that milk (or other liquid) shoots out of one's nose. Possibly derived from the sound made as a liquid is expelled from the nostrils or from the prominent nose of Art Garfunkel of the singing duo Simon and Garfunkel.

Stop joking around! I almost garfunkeled my Kool-Aid!

by KToTheDog September 1, 2011

Garfunkel

A term that can be used to substitute in for a curse word.

Person: I just nailed my hand to a post! Garfunkel!

by Tom Canty October 4, 2012

Garfunkle

To have sexual intercourse with someone.

"I garfunkled your mother last night"

by Trevor May 10, 2003

garfunkled

When you vomit and climax at the same time.

I Garfunkled on her back

by UncleSlippery April 30, 2015

GarfieldEATS

The greatest restaurant of all time, located in Toronto.

Person 1: hey I’m craving a garficcino, wanna head to GarfieldEATS?
Person 2: hell yeah, let’s get going

by ctrlaltdeletemyexistence August 16, 2019

Garfield Lasagna

When you bake a steaming hot pan of Lasagna and fuck your cat while eating the whole thing

Jon: It's Monday Garfield! Time for your Garfield Lasagna!

Garfield: This is why I hate Mondays

by BoppinaHooker69 May 13, 2022

GARF

FUNNY MAN WHO SPEAK LITTLE WORD, IS ALSO A PSYCHOLOGIST WHO SOLVES PROBLEMS WITH GUN, LIKES COOKIES

OH WOW HES A TOTAL GARF

by GARFISFUCKINGCOOL March 28, 2019