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gobbles

Gobbles is a goldfish who was much loved. He sadly forgot how to swim and so he was flushed down a toilet. Ever since Gobbles was flushed two girls have been looking for him ever since.
Gobbles was nowhere to be seen.
by Lesie Sack February 26, 2021
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Hob-Gobble

by SALTIERR October 22, 2024
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Gobble Job

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.
by Shmamm! November 23, 2024
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Gobble and Hobble

The 400+ pound variant of the dine and dash
I just watched a 450 pound landwhale gobble and hobble out of that Applebee's
by Anonymous User21 December 27, 2024
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Fear Gobbling

When a rafter of turkeys collectively experience a traumatic event and let out a shared “gobble” in panic
the fireworks have the local turkeys fear gobbling
by manic morgellon July 4, 2025
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Tuna gobble

To suck a dick for a pack of cigarettes or e cig
I told Amy, if she really wanted a pack of cigarettes, she would have to tuna gobble me
by Timmy wayne November 29, 2025
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gobble

i’m going to gobble up olivia
by drgregoryhouse February 14, 2025
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