Glaswegian Glory Hole

The Glaswegian Glory Hole is a variant of The Glory Hole, and is not limited to the city of Glasgow, it can be enjoyed the world over. Partakers in this special kind of sexual activity place their penis into a Pot Noodle (or other suitable foodstuff) and make their way down the street pushing their cock into neighbours letterboxes. More often than not this is rewarded by a very appreciative canine who will proceed to enjoy the Pot Noodle coated phallus whilst sexually peasuring the participant. This practice is not limited to men as by carefully placing a spoonful of Pot Noodle into the vagina ladies can position themselves against a neighbours letterbox quite easily with the help of a small brick to step on and appreciate hours of "licky dog" stimulation.

Joe had a Glaswegian Glory Hole Last Night, that dog licked the lot off.

by BeermanV December 1, 2013

Velvet Glory

A catchy, abstract euphemeism for pussy most often used in the porn industry.

"Don't you wanna taste my velvet glory."

by Erzsebet September 11, 2006

seeds of glory

a large string of machine-gun farts

after eating two bean burritos, the seeds of glory had been planted.

by Dr. Donald Crystal September 8, 2005

Onward To Glory

A phrase used to convey an altruistic attitude in light of impending doom, for the sake of necessity.

A: I'm gonna talk to that girl, but I need you to be my wingman and distract her ugly friend. Can you do it?
B: I guess so, onward to glory.

by Spartacousin May 3, 2011

Popcorn Glory Hole

A term used to describe the hole cut in the bottom of a popcorn container by a man hoping to receive a handjob from a woman while at a movie.

I was hoping to pull off the popcorn trick last night with Ursula, but I cut my popcorn glory hole too small, and was only able to get the tip through. She was not entertained.

by just plain old sam March 17, 2010

Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory is a sex act. It is when 2 people do it doggy style on roller blades. The male has them on his feet while holding the girls feet, and the woman has them on her hands. A ramp is optional.

Yo I heard you did Blades of Glory with that one chick from the bar!

by Everybody in Will's basement. July 26, 2009

Holy Glory

Receiving a blowjob through a glory hole in a Catholic confession booth.

Sunday prayer was a real bore, so I headed over to the confession both for a Holy Glory

by Dr. Infant May 25, 2017