Gabe Rowland

Gabe, more like Gabe-itches. This thing is a raging homosexual, and has not even been near puberty. If puberty was his dad, Puberty was not ready for a son, so Gabe got adopted, by a gay couple. He was directly involved in multiple terrorist attack such as 9/11 and benghazi. He also is sexually attracted to men, but will also have sexual intercourse with girls under the age of 10. If things were not already bad enough, he is a brony with a small dick. He has major masculinity issues. He is apart of the terrorist group known as the Micro Penis Pride Club. They have been known for supporting global terrorism and funding the Islamic State. (btw is a simp)

Gabe Rowland is a simp.

by pseudonym rookie January 22, 2020

Gabe Shirt

Any variety of 80's-style baseball T-shirt with a white body and colored sleeves/collar.

"I heard that Ragstock is having a sale on Gabe Shirts today."

by Redsleeves February 4, 2010

pull a gabe

Switching your thesis topic during the second half of first semester in order to avoid working with a sadistic professor.

Wow, Prof. _____ is a jackass... I think I'll pull a Gabe and switch my thesis in November.

by Rocks4Lyfe November 18, 2011

Gabe

A person who is ugly most of the time. Looks like a chipmunk and a bird had hardcore

Ew its gabe.
RUNN GABES COMING

by Killer90086 June 19, 2017

Gabe Cook

He’s really sexy and loves the boys.

Hey it’s Gabe Cook! What a hotty.

by StonkyKong August 6, 2019

Gabe Adams

A person that is a homosexual or loves men

Ayo u acting like a Gabe Adams

by ya boyfriend October 2, 2021

Asian Gabe

Fat, in sixth grade, very nice, haircut every week, glasses, asian, and says lol in real life.

I wish I was Asian Gabe.

by Toastyyoshi October 28, 2017