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Chain Free

"What you tryna get into tonight dawg?"

"Shiiit, its what ever my nig.. Im chain free"
by d1rdyd May 10, 2012
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Fap free

John has blue balls. He's been fap free for a week.
by Wlou73 July 6, 2015
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Cling Free

The opposite state of being shocked.
I was pretty cling free about Dave not being there on time.
by Rand0mw0rds August 4, 2008
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Free Lunch

Free Lunch is where you're allowed to get something totally free without having to pay anything for it later.
Steve: I took Samantha to my house and we had a really good time together, but since I didn't buy her food first, she said she won't be seeing me again.

Bill: There is no Free Lunch.
by Pony Battles November 25, 2019
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free shitting

Free shitting is the art of litterally taking a shit wherever one damn well pleases. for example, you walk outside see a place you feel like taking a shit, so you remove your pants and force the shit out wherever you fucking want and walk on like a badass.
Expert or competetive free shitters can drop rather than remove their pants and forcefully even explosively free shit in a methodlogy that doesnt require any wiping of shit from anal areas.

Usually expert or competitive free shitters can cause a fecal explosion within seconds and walk on without as little as a batted eyelid. If one was to closely examine the Anus whilst undertaking free shitting, it would look more like a mouth, projectile vomiting fecal matter out in a powerful fountain.

But an amateur must not force free shitting too quickly or risk a prolapse or terrifying mess, covering themselves and or loved ones in shit.
The Free Shitting man walked past our house, stopped on the footpath and within a matter of seconds there was a giant turd on the ground.

Upon looking up he was already walking away. That man was a free shit expert.
by esssssjaaayy March 9, 2018
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bloat-free

Smooth, without any adtional feature, often unnecessary and unpleasant.

- lite version of a software.
This is a bloat-free version of the popular PDF viewer.
by hugo_soliz February 20, 2009
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Free-loamer

Commanding the letting loose of a previously constrained person or animal.
To let something or someone loose to roam free.
The dog has been stuck in van for 3 hours, free-loamer!
by Justin Bustin' Rocks April 17, 2009
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