Floating

when your laying on your stomach and you become rock hard

I was talking to this girl and all of a sudden I started floating

by Chace Bolden September 26, 2021

flarting

When your farting and flirting at the same time ... usually happens when you eat too much food .

" OMG look she's flarting !

by Your lovely garbage collecter November 24, 2021

Flourting

Christians don't date; they court. Before they court, they don't flirt, they flourt! So, flourting is when two Christians are in the initial stages of expressing interest in one another, evaluating one another from a Biblical perspective for Christian character, but haven't decided to officially court yet.

Jeremy and Grace have been flourting for the last several months.

by Kind of you January 30, 2022

Flirting

ACTUAL GOOD ADVICE

A way of interaction used to find favor in someone you are attracted to. This usually involves a skillful mixture of flattery and jokes. flirting is best when you do not flatter too much and do not joke too much. reel them in and let It out again. that's how it works. Elevate the other person, then relive the tension and do it again.

Whenever flirting, start with a compliment and ease the tension from the compliment with a joke. If you can get someone to laugh after whatever you tell them then they will accept whatever you have told them. the goal of flirting is to get the other to like you. Have fun!

GUY: "Hey, how are you?"
GIRL: "im doin good"
GUY: "I love your shoes"
GIRL: "aw thanks"
GUY: "personally, I would never wear heels but they look great on you"
GIRL: "hahaha"

(REFER TO CHARISMA ON COMMAND FOR GREAT TIPS)

by Randomchao5 April 7, 2022

Floating off

To feel depressed or like you’re dying.

Bestie : What’s wrong ? Me: I’m floating off 🥺😭.

by Sara Gordon May 17, 2022

floatingers

Someone who tracks the trends of the Dollar vs the Yen or Yaun with the eagerness of an army of trolls. They can rapidly accelerate the market by ganging up on the stock in a coordinated effort to cause a bubble burst, at the first sign of a downward turn they bail out and bet against the debt. This is why inflation is so high these days.

You floatingers really did it this time. How will you ever recover from this?

by Dick Tripover June 2, 2022

Floating Island (île flottante)

A Floating Island, is when you defecate into a sink and it breaks into two parts. The first part is used to block the sink and the other remains free. Proceed to urinate into the sink to create a lake with your poo floating on top.

Boy: Come quickly! I've made an ile flottante!
Girl: Oh my goodness its beautiful- that's the best floating island (île flottante) I have ever seen!

:: They both stared at the floating island for hours, like it was a work of art.

by Anon1115 September 8, 2022