Pooter Flakes

When a girl has a crusty genitalia and is also very horny. Inwhich makes her wet. You then scoop out the crusties and wetness on a spoon and eat it. Just like cereal.

Man, i just preformed pooter flakes on that chick.

by QuinnSchneider May 1, 2007

Flockers

A combination of the terms "Floppy" and "Knockers" when referring to a womans breasts.

Billy's mom makes great lasagna, but I really wanna see her flockers.

by Jimmy Drama August 9, 2008

flocked

The act of performing more than 1 silent duck at a time. This would also be known as fisting a girls ass and pussy at the same time, or double fisting any orfice. (The silent duck is described in the movie Nymphomaniac 2)

Man, you'll never guess what I did last night..I flocked the shit outta this girl.
You did what???
Yes, 2 silent ducks at a time

by thehillshire March 28, 2015

frost-my-flakes

After much intercourse you will bend your partner over thenforth proceed to release spurm/ or ejaculate onto your partners back. then proceed to shake your hair rapidly releasing a snow like structure that is known as dandruff. this will only work if you can hold yoir spurm and not shower for weeks.

man 1: dude theres A serious white mountain lion in your bedroom. man 2: no dude me and the misses water has been out for sometime and she aske me to frost-my-flakes. man 1: lucky!!!

by jotcarlos March 2, 2011

pissing in my corn flakes

to piss someone off

he is pissing in my corn flakes today

by AlexUttarakhand July 6, 2015

Flake

A flake is a person of weak character. When the going gets tough, they can't handle it and give up. They tend to be the end product of parents that spoiled them rotten. Many upper middle class kids who had parents that gave them cars, toys, nice clothes and did not make them work as teenagers turn out to be useless flakes that have no concept of how to get by in the real world. Flakes tend to let their emotions get the best of them. You can tell right away if a girl is a flake because as soon as she gets dumped by her boyfriend, she is crying and sobbing to her best friends over a cell phone. Flakes are not reliable when it comes to following through on their commitments. They are used to having it easy so when they fail, they break down and blame their weakness on their friends. Flaky parents don't have the balls to discipline their kids so their kids turn out to be useless spoiled brats that couldn't change a flat tire to save their lives and waste their time on facebook, texting and shopping. Although flaky women tend to be very attractive, they are incredibly boring to be with because all they do is watch MTV and follow the latest scandals of Hollywood.

Flakes make me sick. They are sore losers who drift through life like lumps of crap because they can afford it for one reason or the other.

by Cecil-1984crem March 8, 2009

Flocker

A boy/man who flocks to a specific woman along with many other men. Typically, these women are people who are surprised by how many flockers she has. A typical nickname for a woman with many flockers is a "firetruck". Their female friends with less flockers may be referred to as "ambulances".

Julia- How are you going to choose a date for the dance out of so many guys?!?
Irene- Damn flockers, making my life difficult.
Julia- Maybe you shouldn't be such a firetruck.
Irene- Shut up, ya ambulance.

by ireneissosexy January 13, 2014