Flabbergasting

When the bottom farts during doggy style.

Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm- I'm flabbergasting! AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!

by Flabbergastingsohard March 13, 2024

Flabbergasm

When you’re so surprised, you have an orgasm. Usually used as a joke but you’ll never find out if it really is.

Woah! I just flabbergasmed so hard!!

by mattypatty7 June 13, 2024

Flabberdam

When someone is so flabbergasted by someone they get annoyed at the person.

" He left me flabberdamed !!"

by defenetly not me i swear June 23, 2024

Flabbady

An act of being lazy or sloppy. Not caring what the outcome is.

My bald friend Ron did a flabbady job applying the sticky black substance on the ceiling.

by Melisa Brown July 9, 2024

flabbergastation

it has no significant relation to gas stations
just EXTREMELY flabbergasted

"this bitch is so crazy, it left me flabbergastation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by aaahhchew July 11, 2024

flabberjiggled

something that is more than flabbergasting- something so utterly odd that it made your brain jiggle wrong.

Man 1: Man, that guy's outfit flabberjiggled me.
Man 2: Same man

by Pixomot July 15, 2024

Flabbergooning

Gooning while in a state of shock or surprise. Could also refer to having the urge to goon when shocked.

The police tased him during his goon session therefore he started flabbergooning.

by lovenlighttvlover911 February 9, 2025