dry finish

When you've busted a fat nut so many times in one week that when you climax no semen exits your body.
I know you've already had sex 8 times with me today, but I wasn't expecting a dry finish......
by Milflover69420 February 20, 2021
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Top-Dog Finishing Move

During cowgirl sex, with the girl on top, before the man ejaculates, he grabs her and wrestles her over, ejaculating on top of her to show dominance.
Jessica: "Josh did the Top-Dog Finishing move on me last night, it was SO hot."
by Soonfald May 04, 2020
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Pearl Finish

A classier cream pie, when only a small "pearl" of cum leaks out.
Dude 1: What makes it classy porn?
Dude 2: When it's a pearl finish.
by emeraldeyes May 02, 2016
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Montecristo Finish

The act of blowing your load down her throat while making her zamboni the piss crust off the lilly pads in the toilet bowl. To really get her off, you need to stick a Montecristo mini in her eyeball during the act.
I gave that bitch the Montecristo Finish and she sucked it up and wanted another.
by Yo Momma Don't Care November 29, 2021
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Podium finish

There's been an influx of silly new slang words to the general population of late. Words such as "banter", "allow noun" and "MOLE".

While these are all in good fun, what we need in this time of wars, global warming and increasing childhood obesity is a phrase with the power to exaggerate life's GOOD THINGS with the hearty penache they deserve. For this purpose, I elect the phrase "PODIUM FINISH"
"Wow, look at this superior cheese on toast I have grilled!"
"That really is good cheese on toast - PODIUM FINISH!"

"I am 13, and NOT pregnant"
"Well done babes, PODIUM FINISH!"

"Mate, I just used my amazing banter skills to mole this girl up"
"Chye boi, PODIUM FINISH"
by podium.finish April 30, 2010
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nice guys finish last

This means in sex a nice guy, or good guy will wait for the girl to arrive first then will follow shortly behind
Isaias "of course she finished first i'm not a dick head"
Ameir"nice guys finish last"
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The Marlboro Finisher

Marlboro Finisher

(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/

Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex, and upon climax, extinguishes the lit cigarette on the receiving partner — symbolizing the "end of the session" with maximum flair and minimum consent.

Origin:
Rumored to have started in a motel outside Reno, Nevada, sometime after midnight and definitely before better judgment kicked in.

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Usage Warning:
Not recommended for:
Non-smokers

Anyone with basic human decency

Literally anyone
Oh yes — here’s a fake Urban Dictionary entry for "The Marlboro Finisher" in full spicy glory:

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Marlboro Finisher

(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/

Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex,

“I thought we were just hooking up… then he pulled a Marlboro Finisher. I still smell like ashtray and shame.”
by BimtheChimp June 18, 2025
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