Canadian tar and feather

Same as the classic tar and feather but with Maple syrup instead of tar

For all his disrespect, Andrew got the good ol' canadian tar and feather

by kingof4string54 December 9, 2009

FELTCHER

a feltcher is someone who like's to lick his own cum from another's ass hole

i work with a guy named zach, and he is a feltcher...

by me2316598 July 13, 2007

Felch

the art of sucking delivered semen out of orifices!

by helmet April 23, 2003

Tar and Feather

The Tar and Feather is a sexual move where the male ejaculates all over the face of the female partner, and proceeds to rip out bunches of his own pubic hair and throw it all on the female's semen-covered face to give a full on lumberjack beard (the equivalent of being tarred and feathered).

"A man walked into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey I'm gonna need to see some ID.' So the man pulls out his... license and gives it to the bartender. The bartender, who'll we'll call Rick, scans the ID, and the ID doesn't cut it. Rick asks the man to leave, but the man protests. So Rick pulls... out his phone. Rick calls the police to escort the man and in a minute the police arrive and try to get the man to leave, but he is belligerent and fights them. In a vagrant display of police brutality, an officer whips out his... taser and zaps the man, who is easily transported to jail. Rick closes his pub after the long days' work and heads home. On the street Rick sees a young girl selling lemonade on the street. Rick decides to give the girl a big surprise that she won't forget, so he extracts his... wallet and hands her a $20 bill. Then he goes home, and when his wife criticizes his pubic and hair and demands he does some manscaping. Rick becomes angry, and during his wife's slumber that night, he pulls out his... shoes and goes for a walk. He walks down the country road and sees a prostitute standing across the road from a herd of cattle. He Tar and Feathered a cow and went home.

by Darth Invadher September 7, 2012

felthy

A girl that isn't hot but you want to fuck her when your horny.

A hybrid of Filthy(ugly) and Healthy(hot)

Person 1: "You see that girl over there, she's a felthy"
Person 2: "True, she's a classic felthy"

by Guy Horne March 31, 2022

Felch Fight

The sexual act of two or more people excreting semen from a human orifice onto each other in a contest type fashion.

Man that orgy last night got messy, it erupted into a mass felch fight after my wife dropped a felch over an unsuspecting participant!

by bluedenimpseudonym June 27, 2010

Felch Balling

When you felch and then snowball it.

Dude I shot a load in that girls ass and then this other girl sucked it out and spit it in her mouth. It was a total Felch Balling.

by Cujo1809 March 15, 2011