Faux-O

Faking an orgasm. Duh.

Girl thinks: He has about 5 minutes before I Faux-O his ass. I have to be at work at 8 a.m.

by Hoppy T January 29, 2020

Faux Operator

A Faux Operator embraces all of the appeaeances of a military spec ops dude, without ever having served. They wear: 511 pants, long beards, Oakley’s, and Hats with tear away Velcro flags. They can often be found in their normal haunts, at celebrity firearms classes. They often feel that the instructor’s past bio somehow is now part of their resume.

Hey bro, I just went over to thank that secret squirrel looking dude, with the new Sig MCX rifle, for his service. You know, the guy that was talking about Mogadishu all morning. He stuttered a bit, then told me, “he had shin splints in ROTC and he couldn’t enlist.” That dude’s not a SEAL, he’s a Faux Operator; I’m gonna steal his $700.00 Aimpount and piss in his canteen later.

by P-Biddy January 3, 2019

Faux thug

A guy who has never left his parents million dollar suburban how yet thinks and talks like he's hood because he listens to rap and smokes weed.

I saw this faux thug from Scarsdale at the mall giving a pound sayin "what's hood son". Knowing he's driving mommy?s Benz outside.

by Smokedawg2977 February 16, 2010

faux-nel

A knock-off version of Chanel.

Did you see those hideous faux-nel ballet flats? If you can't afford the double C's, don't fake it.

by harvypluto April 3, 2008

Faux-toe

Often mistaken with the popular word "photo", a faux-toe is a human phalange that is indeed NOT real.

John's new faux-toes look so real! I think I'll replace my toes with faux-toes. That sounds like the plan for me.

by Dressing&Gravy December 18, 2014

Faux Pee

The stream of water that sometimes comes off your wiener in the shower.

"Are you peeing in my shower?!"
"Relax, it's just faux pee."

by baconhaver November 21, 2018

faux fur

Ghetto term meaning fox fur

Yo my bih my jacket is one hundred faux fur

by Doc ER May 24, 2017