Faux Virgin

Someone who chooses to reject their first coital experience as being legitimate, because they were either intoxicated, incoherent and/or completely embarrassed. (Aka Fake Virgin)

L: "Who was that guy that you said you lost your v-card to again?"
M: "Oh, actually I've decided that, that didnt count because of reasons I'd rather not talk about. So I'm just going to tell everyone I'm still a virgin."
L: "So you're a faux virgin."
M: "Well...yeah"

by LaurenWC November 7, 2010

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Faux Tude

When someone attempts to display an attitude other than what they are really feeling.

Man she was really pissed but was attempting to hide it with a faux tude.

by Dan_Man12 October 11, 2008

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Faux muscles

Moderately sized fat deposits on males that, at first glance, appear to be muscles that have been enlarged through intensive weightlifting. Faux muscles usually come with an enlarged belly.

Person 1: Man, that guy is so ripped!
Person 2: Nah, he just has faux muscles.

by Evan A. Smith December 30, 2010

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Faux-d

Noun: A large beer posing as a 40oz malt liquor.

Hey man... we cant play Edward Forty hands with these... they are FAUX-D's... 32's of Miller High life don't count!

by Brizzle sprinkles December 9, 2009

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Faux Beard

A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.

Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.

by jessesuit June 5, 2011

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