Fartingruven

Farting while driving a German automobile.

Guy: "Man who cut the cheese man?"

Other Guy: "Shit, I'm just fartingruven in my Volkswagen!"

by blumehauser July 9, 2009

farting

A sport women do while driving in the car by themselves, usually with the window rolled up so they can "score" the stinkocity velocity. This is why they prefer leather seating.

Woman in car alone: EEEERRRIIIIPPPPP - sniff sniff, "Good one, I cannot wait until bunco so I can tell the girls"

by jeff April 30, 2004

farting

v. the act of expelling a bottom burp from one's arse.

Who's farted? That fucking stinks!

by Ernest Borgnine June 26, 2003

suny farmingdale

A state college located on long island just off Route 110 near the Suffolk-Nassau border. Easy college to get into where many of the students are socially quiet unless someone starts up a conversation. When the weekend comes by the campus is near deserted except for the dormers and cafe workers. There are little to no parties on campus due to strict campus police

Yo your dorming at college right?
Yeah why?
Must be some crazy parties there!
Nope
Oh your at suny farmingdale...

by xc bubbles December 10, 2012

farmingville

A town in central Long Island, New York that is flooded with undocumented immigrants, protests and police activity.

I need some help with my landscaping so I'll go to Farmingville to pick up some day laborers.

by G. Industries August 15, 2005

farting gift

(1) Letting out a SBD (Slient But Deadly) fart, right before leaving a room. This works best at a birthday party, but can be done anywhere.
Double points if the party is really boring.
This creates a gift for them. A fart gift.

(2) Giving someone a "fart in a box", as in farting into a box and quickly shutting it and taping out fresh air.

(3) Farting in someones face. Say you have a present for them, and then you fart in there face.

(1) Chase- "Oh man, this is a boring party"

Miles- "No kidding"

Chase- "Lets get going"

Miles- "Ok. Lets leave a farting Gift!"

Chase- "Yeah! *High fives Miles"

Both- *Let out a Silent But Deadly fart, then run*

(2) Travis- *Farts into a nice box, then quickly tapes it shut*

Rick- *Opens Travis' present*

Travis- "Haha (giggles)"

Rick- *Smells the box*

Travis- *LOLs*

Rick- "Ew! Ew!! Ugh!"
Rick- "Ew! Ew! EWWW!! Holy crap! Yuck!"

Travis- *ROFL*

(3) Patrick- "Hey, Bill!"

Bill- "What?"

Patrick- "I got you a present"

Bill- "Really? Thanks bud!"

Patrick- "Ok, close your eyes"

Bill- *Closes eyes*

by Temari's gurl June 24, 2009

Farmington HS

The 9th circle of hell. The teachers allow the inbred football players to rule the school. It smells like cow shit when you walk outside and everyone does molly just to forget how shitty their privileged lives are. It is also the home of the “rap” group the 612 cr3w who give anyone who listens to their shitty music the sudden urge to gouge their own ears out. Also all of the kids be they white or black say they’re gangsters. Also if you juul in the bathroom you’re fucking gay. Farmington HS

Farmington HS sucks ass man

by Queef lover December 6, 2018