Fapergeddon

When a gentleman proceeds to 'beat off' until he drops down dead.

Joe: How did he die?
Bill: Ah, it's another case of fapergeddon.

by Not Rated Yet November 2, 2013

Fapnesia

You don't have any memory of when you fapped for te last time.

"Me":I don't know when I fapped for the last time doctor.
"Doctor": I think you suffer from fapnesia

by Ballzlapper December 5, 2014

fappout

Fap, as in jerk off, and fall asleep.

Hey Joey, I'm pretty tired. I think imma go home and fappout, cya tomorrow

by Onlogn sorter February 8, 2015

Fapex

When you fap over your ex girlfriend

"Today will be my last fapex before I decide to forget about her!"

by Banterman69 March 4, 2015

Fapergucci

Fapergucci is a word that includes
-Fabulous

-Perfect

-Gucci
All three of these words means that something good or is on point and/or needs to be on point.

Me:"Our poofs for Summit need to be fapergucci"
Freind: "yaas"

by QueenKoala April 23, 2015

fappit hole

When you look up something on the internet and find related porn, then when you click through you find even more porn on the subject that you never knew existed, causing a clickfest. Usually accompanied by fapping.

"Man, I googled Alice Eve crossing over and fell down a fappit hole of Alice Eve nudity!"

by MiscellaniousT September 24, 2016

fapportunity

The window of time in which one is afforded the chance to masturbate (fap). Feminine: fipportunity.

My roommate is going out for dinner and I have the place to myself. What a great fapportunity.

by shuamu May 12, 2016