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band faggot

The type of person who plays an instrument (mainly guitar) just because they would like to fit in. They usually congregate into a "band" and play incredibly repetitive music, have no knowledge of music theory, and put down musicians who have a passion for what they do.
Band Faggot: Hey, that marching band is gay. Let's point and laugh at them, then go and play some real music.

Band Geek: Real music? The one with the three chords and the F-Bomb repeated 73 times?
by fortesplat November 7, 2008
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faggot (or fag)

1) A derrogatory slang-word for a homosexual man, which like all swear words has begun to lose it's meaning from over-use in teenage society.

2) A bundle or 'arm full' of wood

3) Small bread-battered pieces of meat or fish.

4) British slang for a cigarette
1) You faggot!

2) The lumberjack picks up a faggot

3) Tonight kids, we're having faggots of fish (aka. fish fingers)

4) E're mate, you got a spare fag?
by Nick Vaughan September 6, 2005
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AIM Faggot

yaH itz da ppL dat talk like diS

see: chatspeak
BaBiie iLuVu: u kno im lyk a aim faggot

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Thank you captain obvious!
by Rachelle! July 22, 2007
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Commando Faggot

That douchefag who whores the marathon, lightweight, commando, tactical knife setup in call of duty modern warfare and knifes from 300 miles away.
HOLY FUCK, this commando faggot has been running around the whole map, finding me, and shitting on me the whole game.
by Mourning Soul November 12, 2010
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faggot

a guy who enjoys spooning and sleeping in beds with other guys
Two guys are camping out in a tent and they get into one sleeping bag and spoon. Someone walks by and sees what's going on and says, "wow..what faggots"
by kitten luver April 21, 2011
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Do it, Faggot.

It basically means that you'd like to see the spoken event occur.
But it is usually use to dismiss a bluff, or to "Call it."
Johnny: I hate myself! My life is meaningless! I should just die! I'm going to kill myself because no body loves me!

Gabriel: Do it, Faggot.
by 55555online July 12, 2013
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faggonometry

faggonometry noun
Variant of felaciosophy, dominant usage

felaciosophy
n. Archaic
noun
1. the unnecessary sophomoric study into the homosexual lifestyle by heterosexuals
2. unsolicited sympathies and pity from hag to fag in a surrogate maternal fashion: As seen in the fag-hag relationship
3. unwanted condescending paradoxical endorsements from nearby awkward metro-sexual
4. statements of support from empowered and ambitious youths as caveats to misinterpreted homophobia, in a melodramatic homophilia (not to be mistaken for hemophilia)

Origin: 2004-2005; QB felasiosophie < BK felaciosophia
He doesn't need your faggonometry he's a big boy now.
by Kariem September 19, 2007
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