jewish cunt flaps

cunt flaps of a Jewish woman.

I wore her Jewish cunt flaps out with numerous sticks of dynamite.

by m lk October 10, 2008

Calgary Flames

The best fucking hockey team ever that has played in NHL history. My favorite hockey team. Oilers suck!

Joe: Did you see that last night with kipper getting the shutout and stoning hemsky on the break away with Huselius getting thatt easy hat trick on Roloson?
Bill: No duh I did you retard that happens like every month!
Joe: Sorry man I just like the Calgary Flames.
Bill: Same here.

by Jarome B.T August 2, 2007

In Flames

One of the pioneers of melodic death metal (although it resembles more of a melodic "thrash" than "death" metal). They became a band kids recovering from nu-metal/mallcore would quickly pick up on. Eventually the band drifted closer and closer to commercial friendly "extreme" music starting with Reroute to Remain, which honestly wasn't that bad. From there, they made Soundtrack to Your Escape, a joke of an album where they forget they were good with solos and replaced their music with generic techno and nonsense nu-metal noise. Some people will excuse them and say, "the band needed to change, do you want them to recycle the same album over and over?!" while non-stupid people can simply see a bland desperate attempt to be the next Linkin Park here. Maturing your sound and conforming to market-researched music are two different things people! Thus another blatant sell-out band is born.

Kids who think they're cynnical about Linkin Park and listen to the new In Flames are funny for obvious reasons.

by Jose Angeles December 11, 2004

flampy

When you deposit a load of swimmers (semen) in your chicks (or dudes) mouth. They spit the load on your bean bag and then singe the jizz off with a hot light bulb.

Dude, if you like the smell of burnt hair and semen, have your old lady give you a flampy.

by Rex Mantooth October 17, 2006

flamph

a word used to express feelings of sexual lust towards another person.

Terri: flamph!
Michael: eh?
Terri: gimme sex now!

by michael_c May 2, 2006

emergency flaps

a stand-by bint for when the missus has put you in the dog-house

pissed off 'er indoors last night, so i'm on the look-out for some emergency flaps

by Jamiehol February 16, 2004

jam flaps

A girl's vagina when she is on her period.

"Bleeeerrrgghhh.. Jesus girl put it away, you've got jam flaps"
or
"Yum Yum, bring that over here, I'd love to chow down on your jam flaps"

(depending on your personal perversion)

by DJ N-Fuzion February 11, 2008