farkled

Very, very messed up

This computer is completely farkeld - time to reformat the hard drive and reinstall the OS.

by Tim July 10, 2003

fangle

Black guys running trains on willing girls.

Marly and Lyndsay were fangled by that large group of black guys last night.

by lalaloodlela October 3, 2009

faggle

This word is the collective noun for a group of smokers.

There is a faggle of mums outside the school gates again.

I'd like to leave the restaurant but i'm not looking forward to fighting my way through the faggle.

by aceypacey June 14, 2010

Farleigh College

A college with a few smart people, and a metric ton of tards who communicate in primitive grunts.
Smug smart people can't help but laugh.
Also, there are only 3 girls.
The tards will one day be fired from Mcdonalds and commit suicide age 31. The smart people will be smart.

Farleigh college Person 1: Okay, let's go to the lesson.
Josh Mickleson: AAAWAWAO!
Person 2: WTF!
Person 1: Hell, he's stupid.
Person 3: Hey, lets talk about interesting stuff!
Person 2: Yay.
Tard: HSDFHIG
Guy: Damn, i'm so bored. no one to do...
Guy 1: Don't you mean something, not someone?
Guy: No, someone.
Cool guy: I don't wanna sit in the hetero chair.
High pitched guy: i find that very ofensive.
Jerk: Shut up. GTFO.
Smart people: Bleh. at least we'll have qualifiocations.

by Bobberybobbob July 9, 2011

fagler

the act of turning down sex

Amy: Lets fuck!

Zack: No! your drunk!

Trey and Cam: Zack you pulled a fagler!

by fagler November 5, 2006

farley dollar

(adj.) Afflicted with an unusually narrow penis that is prone to premature or spontaneous ejaculation

His girlfriend broke up with him when she found out he was farley dollar.

by Mik C August 27, 2003

farkle

a game involving five dice that are rolled, the rules are similar to Yatzee

I played a long game of farkle the other day

by Dave January 24, 2005