e-a-m-f

this term describes sum1 who is an elephant arsed mother fcuker.

jesus luk at dat eamf!!

by hee hee November 17, 2003

D,M,F.L.

A race term for being REALLY slow, stands for Dead Mother Fuckin Last.

Scott:Lil E was soooo slow on the track today.
Bob: Well I sure he finished in front of the two girls he was racing against.
Scott: Sorry dog.... he was DMFL!!

by Willy G. June 3, 2005

b.a.j.o.m.f.

Bad ass jesus owning motherfucker.

transporter 2 is one b.a.j.o.m.f.

dave just gave a guy a wedgie all the way over his head, what a b.a.j.o.m.f.

by badassboy13 April 13, 2009

B.A.M.F.

Stands for bad ass mother fucker. Made popular by Dane Cook.

Aaron Osmer is a B.A.M.F. He knows how to build robots and get the ladies.

by Wootamanda March 21, 2010

B.A.M.F

Bad Ass Mother Fucker

Person 1:I went to every exam except for one.
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: Indonesian
Person 2: Oh you're such a B.A.M.F

Person 1: Hey your brother is such a B.A.M.F

Person 1: AHHH! it's a bird, i'm so scared of them.
Person 2: Feed one, be a B.A.M.F

Person 1: I'm a Bitch.
Person 2: That's a B.A.M.F thing to say

Person 1: What did you get into jail for?
Person 2: I took a shit on my hand and rub it on the building
Person 1: Oh, you a Bad Ass Mother Fucker
Person 2: You mean a B.A.M.F

by TheB.A.M.Fdude October 1, 2010

S T M F

Abriviation For Shit Turd Mother Fucker. A female gang name in western NewYork containing 6 people. Member names include Lightning, MilkShake, Scarr, Fierce, Poison, Curly Cue. This gang is known for fucking people up. Scarr-Holds down, Lightning-punches Face, Poison-Rib breaker, Fierce-video Recorder, Curly cue-Pulls hair, Milkshake Scratches.

I was walking in the mall and i caught a glimpse of S T M F fucking up Katie Poopey

by STMF dude February 19, 2008

L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L

Laughing My Fuckin Ass Off While Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud

guy 1: did you see that n00b get pwnd
guy 2: yeah i was L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L
guy 1: you too!

by Little Ninja April 4, 2009