Person 1: urban dictionary didn’t publish 3 definitions I made!
Person 2: does it say anything in the email they sent?
Person 1: they didn’t send an email! I don’t know what people are talking about!

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Shia temporary marriage, referred to as mu'tah. Email is used between teens to talk about mu'tah without others knowing, often for the sake of short term relationships

Bruv when are you gonna do email?

Ali this girl's cute you should do email with her

by 7sen June 3, 2024

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Very important and serious e-mail in a corporate context. The majority does not know there are such e-mails and may think they are being mocked. However, this type of e-mails exists and the word is used to describe an e-mails with high importance and inherent seriosity of the subject.

Please explain this topic to our staff in an Emailör.

by DictionaryRaphi January 31, 2025

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Fascist Emailer

A graduate of Wittenberg University, circa 1989, also known as Joe TV, Parrot, Amoeba, The Shocker, and Shockobot.

When Fascist Emailer distributed another one of his insane diatribes, we laughed and said "Oh, that Shockobot."

by Aggrandizer November 12, 2007

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EMEF (Email Efficiency Quotient)

An algorithm that determins the efficientcy of an email sent by one person to one or more recipients with no body text but just a subject line. AN efficient email will be no higher than 1000. This calculation is as follows

EMEF = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)

Email Efficiency = Subject line count + (Number of recipients * subject line count)/ the percentage of people that read the email

EMEF (Email Efficiency Quotient) = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)

So for your subject line of approximately 50 characters sent to 33 recipients would be (50 + (33*50)) * .75 = 1275.

by EOMGuy September 3, 2009

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