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Easter Basket

Having enirely too much hair in the pubic region to where your nuts and penis head look like a few eggs in a dark grassy basket.
Dave got so drunk last night that he showed everyone at the party his Easter basket... Gross!
by crazycaper31 April 4, 2009
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easter pumpkin

Eas•ter Pump•kin ee-ster puhmp-kin or, commonly, puhng-kin
1. an episode when you cannot figure out or remember what you are doing or where you are supposed to be. Commonly associated with doing to many things at one time and not able to accomplishing anything. Mothers with young children are commonly associated with this issue.

- Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin

2. after a full night out on the town you often wake up the next morning with regret or time laps in the evening. Unable to recall how you got home, where all your clothes are,why you have excessive bruising...and in extreme cases who the hell is in bed with you.

-When trying to recall an evening of excessive fun you describe it to your friends as being "messed up like an Easter Pumpkin."

3. confused or disoriented...or fucked up
Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin

or

Last night I got Fucked up like an Easter Pumpkin
by hammeredatbookclub November 21, 2013
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Easter

A way to get time of school and gain a few fucking kilos to drop off again when school comes back so you can keep your girlfriend.
Easter makes you fat and self-aware.
by 50€ July 7, 2016
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Easterling

A very flirtatious boy. Enjoys sparkly boys, (Such as Tamaki and or-or Armstrong.) Says will help you with homework especially with chem but never does.
" EASTERLING!"
by From Santa February 23, 2017
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Easter

A time when a bunny shits out eggs for children to eat
*example of easter*
Mmmm... This chocolate shit is good!
by Dubiks December 24, 2018
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Easterween

A holiday that happens in between Halloween and Easter, but before Thanksgiving. (The specific date is November 21st) it is the same concept of Halloween but you don’t have to wear a costume. Some people in their houses hand out candy but others don’t even know of the holiday and they give trick or treaters anything in their house (coins, jello, yogurt, etc.) and instead of saying “Trick or treat!” You must say “Happy Easterween!”
I didn’t know it was Easterween so I just gave the kids jello.”
by friedravioli November 21, 2019
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Easter

the day when zombie Jesus comes back to life to pretend to be a bunny who gives out eggs for some reason
"Happy Easter!"
by Zombie Chris April 6, 2010
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