Duke Syndrome

A disease contracted from playing Duke Nukem for an extended period of time.

Side effects include:

- Constant sexual innuendos
- Thinking you're tougher than you actually are
- Swearing. A LOT
- Talking in a low, raspy voice

Joe: Hey man, what's up?
Tim: Go fuck yourself. I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck.
Joe: What the fuck?
Matt: Don't mind him, he's been playing Duke Nukem Forever for 3 days. He's got a major case of Duke Syndrome.

by TheHurriquake June 18, 2011

diked

shortened way to say 'dick head' great if you don't pronounce your h's.

ur such a diked mert!!!!

by Jennifer kk June 15, 2008

Duke

A funny and caring person, he knows how to take Care of his girlfriend, He can be irritating at times but he can also make a whole room full of people laugh or even just put a smile on their face, He is one of the popular person around, Duke smile can make you feel so magical and just by looking into his eyes you would feel so amazing, He might deserve a smack on the head sometimes to, But he will always try to be himself

My Duke is so gorgeous i would never want to leave him

by Zeener November 25, 2018

duke

To take a shit, typically a large one. You generally have to spend a few extra minutes more than normal to fully recover from this one.

Hey, Frank, you go on without me; I gotta take a duke. I'll meet you guys there when I'm done.

by saltydoug May 2, 2005

Duced

An extreme high where you space at certain inervals; There are long and short duces.

LJ and Erica had such short duces (duced as hell) that they couldn't remember 2 seconds before.

by wiserm July 24, 2009

Code Duke

When three or more men penetrate a single woman in all available orafaces. Preferably taking place in a bathroom for periods of time exceeding 30 minutes.

That wacky lacrosse team totally pulled a Code Duke on that chick! Go Maryland!

by Andy Lee April 27, 2006

Dukey Melon

Giant Shit that clogs ur toliet

My Dukey Melon clogged ur toliet it was big and smelly!

by Oli Loc April 25, 2007