dry kill

When you pretend to kill someone, and you don't.

Yo. I took this asshole out in the woods. He took(stole) from me for a bunch of cash. So I dry killed him to send him a message.

by Woodstockrich December 28, 2018

dry sheet

Someone who obnoxiously needs to be the center of attention at a party or event.

Opposite of: Wet Blanket.

Jennie is such a dry sheet, look at her dancing on the table top with all the boys staring.

by The Jokess April 25, 2009

dry start

Commonly used amongst males. When you're about to go for a swim and need to 'prep the package' in the event of the water temperature being less then desirable, you 'dry start' by pissing your togs/board shorts/speedos prior to immersion into the water.

Adjective: a running dry start - this can often invoke a dry start when one runs into the water at pace and the coolness of the water causes an instinctual reaction to ones genitalia

Fuck it's cold, I think I'm going to dry start this one.

by drystarter December 1, 2010

Dry Joseph

A dry joseph is when you stick your finger in your ear, and then put it someones mouth.

Did you see what Aaron did the other day? Paige was asleep and he gave her a dry joseph, it was classic.

by naxt December 16, 2013

dry gorge

When you lick your buddy's asshole and he didn't douche.

Boy, Kevin really did give me the dry gorge the other night.

by JamzMay September 5, 2021

dry frank

The opposite of a wet Willy. It is when you stick your finger in your ear getting covered in wax and shoving it in someone's mouth

Dude Cameron gave me a wet Willy, but I got him back with a dry frank! He puked!

by PapaPeedee December 7, 2017

dry wally

The act of sticking a dry finger in ones ear

Like a wet Willy but with a dry finger. A dry Wally

by Ecosi January 16, 2017