diddle

The sexual act of stabbing one or more partners, thus creating more than one hole (thus disproving the fourth hole theory). When finished, the partners proceed to shit in the stab wounds. Usually a once in a life time experience.

Bob went to that diddle orgy last week, I miss him

by sirsolodolo October 31, 2011

Diddle

when one elder offers candy to a younger person for a sexual favor.

John Kerry looks like he would dillde your child.

by Boomer Hughes February 5, 2005

Diddle

Euphemism for masturbation, usually a male.

Before showering for work, Jack decided a good diddle was first in order.

by MikeyVeggo April 9, 2003

diddle

another word for penis

Jenna stroked my diddle

by jazzman November 6, 2003

Diddler

A sex offender often m in his late 40s early 50s with a moustache.

See Leonard he's a diddler.

by LETTTTTERZMZ July 10, 2018

Diddler

A wrestling villain

Jack the jobber is a diddler

by Staggy04 August 26, 2018

Diddle My Skiddle

A phrase that will forever be unknown, as referring to the song 'Diddle My Skiddle'.

Person 1 - Diddle My Skiddle!
Person 2 - What does that mean?
Person 3 - How would I know?

by Sk8erGirl179 September 8, 2018