dad dicking

The Eagles really got dad dicked by the Browns this week.

Dad Dicking; A dicking so good it could only be administered by a father.

by mcweaksause November 22, 2020

dicking around

Pretending to be Dick Chaney

Guy: Why's he grabbing his heart and groaning about bush?
Guy2: Oh, he's Dicking around.

by Amy October 30, 2003

deep dicking in the stab wound

the act of stabbing someone, preferably in the gut area between the oblique and abdominal muscles, then inserting your penis until it is balls deep in such wound. continue to hump the wound until you cum in the wound.

when ryan cabrera walked into the basement, wilcoxXx screamed "DEEP DICKING IN THE STAB WOUND." startled ryan looked around ackwardly until phil stabed him multiple times in the stomach and everyone jumped on and fucked him in the various bleeding holes in his abdomen.

by NiMo March 1, 2005

Donkey Dicking

A form of memeing used by the ancient Egyptians during painting of hieroglyphs. “All the way back to Egyptians who had pictures of them Donkey Dicking”

And here we see an ancient hieroglyph of an Egyptian Donkey Dicking class

by Mr. Slap Da Ho October 10, 2018

Dickling

A fledgling penis

Be sure to feed and water your dickling everyday, or it will not grow.

by Sooperdooperpooperscooper October 9, 2014

Dickblind

When the dick is so big that the girl dosn't realize how ugly the guy is.

I saw that boy shes been fucking, she must be dickblind cause he fugly.

by TrapBenz August 14, 2016

dicking

screwing around wasting time

sorry i was dicking off.

by bandana darren February 3, 2020