Ditch

To change plans on an external party within 24 hours of the expected time of the original agreement.

Laura ditched Stephen 2 1/2 times last week.

by NotStephen January 18, 2013

Ditcher

A person that ditches all of their friends all the time.

Ditcher: Hi, I am Jess and I like to ditch my friends 24/7 because I am the queen of ditching.

by Double_Bitcher June 14, 2009

ditch

(noun) a mash of dick and bitch. A universal word that can be used for both genders

"That girl stood me up on the blind date"
"Sorry man, she's such a ditch"

by sarahlikesyourface June 25, 2012

Ditchpig

A wayward woman who allows men to run trains on her in public places such as fields and at the side of roads

That hos a ditchpig me and my boys hit it last night

by Grimm Gutterslut June 24, 2009

Dratch

The end result of jerking off, from the Russian word "dratchit'" (to jerk off). A descriptive word that can be applied to people, things or animals. Can also be used as a greeting.

Dratch - dRA-t'ch

"Dratch, what you do, dratch?"
"I do nothing, dratch!"
"Dratch you do! >=| "

"What's that dratch over there?"
"I don't know, dratch"
"Dratch you do! >=| "

*ring ring*
"Hello?"
"Draaaaatch, what you do?"

"So dratch-stacked-low came over"
"what you do dratch?"
"I dratch on her face"

"I give you dratch!" (during orgasm)

by LokiArioch June 26, 2009

Ditched

When someone ditches you on a Skype when either one of persons is talking and the other one hangs up.

Only applies to skype calls.

The girl was telling the boy a neat story and in the middle of the story he hung up the skype call and never picked it back up. The girl was ditched.

by TheYum October 11, 2011

Text Ditched

when a person that you have been texting for a while mysteriously doesn't text back

Guy 1: yo my girl hasn't texted me back in a while and we've been talking all day
Guy 2: You definatly just got text ditched

by phunkmaster June 3, 2009