a baby between walking and 3 years of age that willingly does bad things in front of you just to see if you'll do anything about it.
The destructobaby yelled for my attention, when i looked at him he broke the t.v. with his toy truck.
by kj1488 December 31, 2009
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1. a statement picture in words or account that describes a woman without clothing; descriptive representation of the female body
2. the act or method of describing female nudity, usually by a man
3. the act of "destripping"
- noun
1. a statement picture in words or account that describes a woman without clothing; descriptive representation of the female body
2. the act or method of describing female nudity, usually by a man
3. the act of "destripping"
A guy's "destription" of a woman: "Man, she is so hot, I haven't seen her naked but her legs are great, her ass is plump and her bosoms are at least a C."
by lifedoesntexist April 25, 2011
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Get the destructo box mug.'To be honest, I'm a bit of a destructophile. Watching things rot, crumble, collapse, blow up, burn down and fall apart fascinate me to the point where most people would recommend psychiatric treatment.'
by WubMeister September 24, 2016
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Person 1: OI, DET (ABBREVIATED VERSION OF DETUCTION) SHOULD WE GANK THIS ULTRA?
Detuction: Nah, hes too strong. Lets leave him alone.
Detuction: Nah, hes too strong. Lets leave him alone.
by Ace Lawliet January 17, 2021
Get the detuction mug.A Temporary Distraction Measure or TDM for short is the basis of modern politics and business. Anytime a politician forms a committee to 'look into' something it is nothing but a ruse intended to temporarily distract the voting public long enough for them to forget all about it.
Anything (Committee, poll, vote, investigation, senate hearing, etc) that can be used to successfully distract people from issues that they were formally concerned about long enough for them to forget completely about it.
Anything that makes you (the voter) think we (politicians) are doing something about it when we're really not.
Anything (Committee, poll, vote, investigation, senate hearing, etc) that can be used to successfully distract people from issues that they were formally concerned about long enough for them to forget completely about it.
Anything that makes you (the voter) think we (politicians) are doing something about it when we're really not.
E.X. Senate Democrats hold hearings to investigate windfall profits generated by the obscene price of oil.
Two weeks later, the American public will have forgotten all about it and will rest content that the government is doing it's job. Hence, it was a successful Temporary Distraction Measure.
E.X. During the Senate hearing over whether to clarify net neutrality, the Senators rambled on for a few weeks until another celebrity got knocked up and everybody that was wanting it codified, forgot all about it.
Temporary Distraction Measure
Two weeks later, the American public will have forgotten all about it and will rest content that the government is doing it's job. Hence, it was a successful Temporary Distraction Measure.
E.X. During the Senate hearing over whether to clarify net neutrality, the Senators rambled on for a few weeks until another celebrity got knocked up and everybody that was wanting it codified, forgot all about it.
Temporary Distraction Measure
by Crashingtests July 4, 2008
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Bob: DISTRACTION!
Jason: What?
Bob has left and is nowhere to be seen
Bob: DISTRACTION!
Jason: What?
Bob has left and is nowhere to be seen
by radioturtle November 4, 2017
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