Despacito

The bible.

Hurry get Despacito!

by Pure Despacito November 11, 2018

derpy chicken

A Derpy Chicken is a chicken that lays rainbow colored eggs that usually have googly eyes

(Dude 1) "Woah dude! Did you see that derpy chicken?"
(Dude 2) "How could you tell what it was?"
(Dude 1) "It laid a rainbow egg."

by Mr. Phoenix January 17, 2019

Despacito 2

When you dick gets big, and you want to listen to some music to calm it down, you listen to this.

Hey Johnny Johnny, want to listen to some Despacito 2 because you dick looks too big.

by R4bot1245 October 18, 2019

Desparada

Desparada means desperate girl. Desparado means desperate boy.

Someone who is hopeless, distressed and resorts to impulsive and unintelligent behaviors.

Jane was having a debate with a friend, and instead of using her own intelligence, she asked her sister to speak on her behalf. Jane was desperate so she is a desparada.

by intelligentfunnygirl October 31, 2019

Despacito

Means slowly in english

random dude: DESPACITO

Me: slowly

Random dude: tf

Me: despacito is slowly in english

Random dude: oh ok

by that one white person at schoo December 21, 2019

Despacitism

The religion where the Despacito Spiders of ROBLOX believe in! The religion rivals Christianity and their gods are Luis Fonsy (with The Mythical OOF being his second coming) and Daddy Yankee, the singers of Despacito! Missionary Despacito and some other Despacitos resurrected The Mythical OOF but Missionary Despacito and some Despacito of the group died! Another Despacito, Chad/Virgin Despacito, confronterend Jeuse, which let to Jeuse’s death!

Despacito Spiders believe in Despacitism

by DalSpin February 2, 2022

Despacitoed

You can not understand what this means as it was made by a super humanly figure beyond our intelligence. Only few posess the power to understand this Godly phrase.

You just got Despacitoed

by Cl4yDog June 5, 2018