danish destroyer

When you analy insert a cheese Danish into a woman and then put your dick in

Fuck you I hit your mom with a Danish destroyer last night fuck your whole fuckin life bud

by Chief greif June 4, 2019

Danish Offense

Pretending like you have a chance against the much bigger person, and going face first into the fight, only to get stomped by him within seconds. Much like the Danes, during WW2, did against the much stronger Germany and their invasion of the country.

Boy 1: "Man I saw you go in against that bigger dude - you got absolutely slaughtered."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."

by fjgsteff July 20, 2019

Danish tickle

Where a danish man comes and tickle your ear with his penis to make you sleep better

Flop: "You have you heard of the danish tickle? it makes you sleep better"
Gallows: "Yeah i had a big one come visit me last night!"

by thedanishman69 November 4, 2020

warm danish

When you fill a women's vagina with solid cream cheese than let it melt out and eat the sweetness

Dude i gave my girlfriend a warm danish it was delicious

by Warm danish September 22, 2016

DANISH ZEHEN

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Danish zehen chaprio dewta maane jaate he

by -Simpai- November 23, 2021

Danish Beast

The perfect man for a scorpio

Daayum gurl, look at that Danish Beast!

by BEDB April 23, 2020

danish christmas

On the 24th of December when the Danes do their homegrown ritual of drinking awful beer and have coitus with pigs.

Man, I can't believe it's danish christmas already. I haven't even bought my pig yet.

by mjaow December 24, 2017