drito

A 3rd-generation male figure skater. A drito is often plagued by sexual orientation confusion throughout their life. Many dritos dream of becoming a female body-builder.

Mr. Smith, a typical drito, went on to become the 2004 Ms. Gold's Gym Champion.

by John Clemmins June 11, 2004

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Doritogasm

It's when you're eating doritos and you say, OH MY BAJESUS, THIS DORITO IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SEX.
And it really will be.

'DAMN, I JUST HAD A DORITOGASM. THAT WAS BETTER THAN SEX.'

by FUCKMEINTHEFACEBlTCH October 7, 2011

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Dorita

A milf. If you want a dorita, you better be hung like a horse.

Hey! See that grandma over there? She looks like a real Dorita!

by I got buns hun69 September 27, 2014

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opens the wrong end of the doritos

A slang term recently developed in Northern California, implies that one is foolish, ignorant, or posesses below-average intelligence

Well, He certainly opens the wrong end of the Doritos...

by Erin Go Bragh June 21, 2006

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Driton is a Boss, which likes to talk to Laura. An he is looking very good. He loves the albanian Singer meda and is Medas Brother. He works 24/7 to make Laura happy, so she can buy Louis Vuitton and Miachel Kors. And he loves pite

A Po don pite driton? - poooo

by Lösbare Halstuch January 2, 2017

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Driton

Driton is a Boss, which likes to talk to Laura. An he is looking very good. He loves the albanian Singer meda and is Medas Brother. He works 24/7 to make Laura happy, so she can buy Louis Vuitton and Miachel Kors. And he loves pite

Driton a po don pite? - pooo

by Lösbare Halstuch January 2, 2017

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