Delusional Dave

Delusional Dave: A person that does not take hints of dislike, but in turn takes them as flirtatious motives.

Started by several redditors.

Amy: Frank was being such a delusional Dave today. I told him I wasn't interested, he thought I was playing hard to get and walked me to my car.

Julie: Oh my god, I told frank to lay off, he pulled a delusional Dave and said "She just wants me to prove my love"

by John Malkavich June 14, 2011

The Big Dave

The Big Dave is when an individual goes missing for a long period of time as they are just sitting in their room wanking the balls of themselves. The Big Dave is not complete until the individuals balls are completely empty and the walls of their room are covered in Jizz.

The Big dave is when someone lik Ted wont be in class for the next few days as he is having a Big Dave

by Captain Wanker April 7, 2015

Dave Brubeck

A piano master. He wrote many rhythmical complex songs, and played along with other incredible musicians (Joe Morello, Paul Desmond, Eugene Wright).

"That song was so complicated, it sounded like a Dave Brubeck piece!"

by eggicheggibreggi March 17, 2021

dave chappelle

aight i would just like to say this right now, dave is not self racist, if he was he wouldnt be respected by everyone he is hillarious

some of the funniest moments on chappelles show

guy- mr. chappelle, just because a investigator is a possible racist and their has been some racial profiling goin on lately you think that their was planted evidence in the oj simpson case

dave chappelle- yes i do

guy- but mr. chappelle

dave chappelle- NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

dave chappelle-oh my god its hatching, ladies and genteleman, the first dinosaur in a billion years is being hatched in my house THIS IS THE MOST BALLIN SHIT EVEEEEEEEEERR oh i just wish i had my, my SCISSORS (cuts off the dinosaurs head and licks the blood comin out)

dave chappelle- is pimpin easy??

proffessor- no

dave- correct

girl 1- no

dave- correct

aisain guy- no

dave- correct

dj- it aint easy

dave- correct

black guy-... hell yeah

dave- somehow that is correct

by yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy0 August 19, 2006

dickhead dave

1. commonly used nickname for a dickhead called david.

Daa wanksta massif: hey look its dickhead dave.
Sexy bitch: hes got a tiny wang.

by daa wanksta massif May 29, 2008

Dave Mustaine

GOD.

MEGADETH is the most amazing thrash/speed metal band in the world, they pwn your face.

I shall pray to the almighty Dave Mustaine tonight for your safety.

by BEANFACE December 12, 2007

Dave Gorman

Comedian and author - has written 3 books to date, including "Are You Dave Gorman?" and "Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure".
Also known as one of the funniest men ever.

Hello. I'm Dave Gorman. Are you Dave Gorman?

by Lizziew January 22, 2006