by MassiveHorseJay March 9, 2022
Get the Brennans curved penismug. To $#%^ on a woman poetically. In a gitchy manner which drives her insane causing her to come back for more each time. This was once called the zinger. You ignore her. Shut her down. Leaving her wanting more. Because she wants. What she can't have.
1) To curve is to be authoritative and dominant. You control the situation and let her know you're the man. That's what she wants. Someone to take control of her. And the situation.
You're just gonna shut her down with some friendly banter.
2) You can flat out reject her. It'll drive her crazy. Because her ego is too great. She must try again.
3) You control curve the attention in your favor. She wants her cake and to eat it too. She wants attention but too much attention is a bad thing. You seem desperate. You need to be unobtainable. Because then she'll want you. Let her think you have options whether you do or not. Give her attention. And then take years to respond. Because her mind will race at the possibilities of what your lack of response might be:
"Does he like me?"
"What's he doing?"
Every time you come back showing love you're like the drug she needs. You make her feel good. This is all part of the chase.
She wants attention. You must disappoint her. Bc then she will want more. Take years to respond as she twirls her hair going "where is this guy?" As she becomes more and more frustrated all the time. Curve her. Make her wait. It'll drive her mad. And drive her closer to you.
1) To curve is to be authoritative and dominant. You control the situation and let her know you're the man. That's what she wants. Someone to take control of her. And the situation.
You're just gonna shut her down with some friendly banter.
2) You can flat out reject her. It'll drive her crazy. Because her ego is too great. She must try again.
3) You control curve the attention in your favor. She wants her cake and to eat it too. She wants attention but too much attention is a bad thing. You seem desperate. You need to be unobtainable. Because then she'll want you. Let her think you have options whether you do or not. Give her attention. And then take years to respond. Because her mind will race at the possibilities of what your lack of response might be:
"Does he like me?"
"What's he doing?"
Every time you come back showing love you're like the drug she needs. You make her feel good. This is all part of the chase.
She wants attention. You must disappoint her. Bc then she will want more. Take years to respond as she twirls her hair going "where is this guy?" As she becomes more and more frustrated all the time. Curve her. Make her wait. It'll drive her mad. And drive her closer to you.
Example:
Woman: stay awhile 🖤
Man: see ya later alligator 🐊
Option 2:
Shorty: yada... yada.. sex with my tennis coach
Coach: I'm already giving someone tennis lessons. 🤷🏻 ♂️
#curve #yousee
Option 3:
Woman approaches man who has not responded to the last five texts.
Woman: You curving me? skittish
Man: No. I'm just in control of the situation.
Woman: That's hot.
Man: kiss
Option 4:
We're not posting this.
Are you against males or big dicks?
Woman: stay awhile 🖤
Man: see ya later alligator 🐊
Option 2:
Shorty: yada... yada.. sex with my tennis coach
Coach: I'm already giving someone tennis lessons. 🤷🏻 ♂️
#curve #yousee
Option 3:
Woman approaches man who has not responded to the last five texts.
Woman: You curving me? skittish
Man: No. I'm just in control of the situation.
Woman: That's hot.
Man: kiss
Option 4:
We're not posting this.
Are you against males or big dicks?
by onebigdickbandit July 15, 2020
Get the Curvemug. A relative curve to the ratio of energy you have and amount of time you spend sleeping. The curve suggests the optimal amount of sleep is 8 hours and too much more or less sleep will lower the amount of energy you have.
Person 1:Man I am so tired even though I slept for 12 hours
Person 2: Well if you look at the sleep curve 12 hours is too much and you actually don't get much energy for sleeping that long.
Person 2: Well if you look at the sleep curve 12 hours is too much and you actually don't get much energy for sleeping that long.
by Bigestboi June 13, 2018
Get the Sleep Curvemug.