curley

The act of pleasuring yourself to the thought of sticking your entire head inside of a rhino's vagina while also playing the piano.

Dude i totally had a (Curley) session with your mom

by wereu@ July 5, 2011

porn star curls

A sexy curly hairdo. The type of curls that a good porn star should have.

Wow Barbarella, those are some damn fine porn star curls.

by Miss September August 17, 2005

Curling

When a person's personality is so dead (uninteresting, boring) that you would rather watch curling (the "sport").

"I stopped talking to Alex because he was so curling."

by aaslk September 20, 2018

Steaming Curler

1. The act of sticking a heated curling iron into female's vaginal area (pussy), thus creating great amounts of steam due to the heated metal reacting with the moisture inside the vagina. The curling iron is then pushed and pulled in and out of the vagina until the girl climaxes. WARNING: Usually ruins a girl's pussy due to 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree burns inside of the girl's baby maker.
2. A very sweaty athlete who takes part in the sport of curling, who, due the intense cold from the ice, steams.

Dude, I gave Eddie's sister a steaming curler last night! There was so much steam, I couldn't see 5 inches in front of me!
Eddie's sister is such a freak dude!
Yeah, I know she LOVED it, but she is going to have to take a LONG break after going through that!

by KWKS January 4, 2012

eyelash curler

1. Device used for the painfull task of curling ones eye brows. Normally used by females or metrosexual males
2. Device that can be stashed under a pillow to fend off dangerous males as it is aparantly more scary then a gun.

1. Girl 1 "i have to curl my eyelashes, they just don't look right" is handed metal device by friend
Girl 2 "here use this"
2. Man enters house to find woman holding eyelash curler in hand man "what are you going to do with that?"
woman "if you come near me i'll curl your eyelashes" man rns away

by SDanzer April 14, 2008

Curling

its like fucking gladiator!!!

whoa, that fight was like MOTHER FUCKING curling.

by YOURMOTHERINYOURBED January 16, 2009

curly-headed fuck

That one guy who sits in the front of your class, blowing the teacher each and every day. He thinks he knows everything there is to know about the course subject, too. He asks questions that he knows the answers to just so he can appear to have figured it out all on his own as the professor begins explaining. Even worse, he uses the most pedantic of diction to ask the question, complicating the query for no reason other than to appear more intelligent than he truly is. Basically, this guy sucks. Oh, and he has really curly hair.

I don't want to go to Calculus today. That curly-headed fuck never shuts up and I can barely stand it.

by That guy who sits in the back. March 27, 2011