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credit card it

what you yell when you vigerously swipe the side of your hand between someones cleavage, butcrack, crotch crack, or any other crack on the body... like swiping a credit card.
david ran up to alice and yelled "CREDIT CARD IT!!" while credit carding her tits.
by mobey dick March 15, 2008
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lemon curd?

a term used to state nervousness, often shouted out as an expression, said after a state of confusion and as a 'spur of the moment' sugestion.
i.e.
Man: Yes sir, what milkshake would you like?
Glynn: Crunchie please.
Man: Sorry we are out of Crunchie Milkshake, could you choose another.?
Glynn: Err Errr Errrrrr....Lemon Curd?
by Andy Shaw February 7, 2008
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Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with curds
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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Okie credit card

A short length of hose used to syphon gasoline from someone else's gas tank. You syphon the gas into a bucket, coffee can, or any other appropriate (or inappropriate) receptacle, then put it into your own gas tank.

The operator of an Okie credit card will almost always start the syphon by sucking on it, rather than covering the end of it with his thumb, then pulling the hose out a way. After all, this is an OKIE credit card.

Before the mid-1970s, you could use a length of garden hose for a Okie credit card. But in those dark days, Those Who Know What's Best for You and Me made the gas tank entrance holes much smaller. They said they did this to keep people from using unleaded gasoline, which was dispensed from a wide nozzle. But the real reason they did this was to make it harder to use an Okie credit card.
Joe Bob used his Okie credit card to get him some gas outta Billy Jim's Chevy.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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Credit Crunch

The best brand of cereal known to mankind, consisting of baked and toasted currency in yogurt wrapped clusters.
Ian: "Hey Jim, what you having for breakfast?"
Jim: "Oh Ian, I'm having some Credit Crunch!"
by Calum yiken? March 31, 2009
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credenza

Rich persons term for a common computer desk. Sometimes has a hutch for storing objects.
desk
a) Sally, would you run out and purchase us a new credenza for the office?
by wallbert May 20, 2003
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creddy

An untalented rich kid who pays other people to play in UMG/GB tournaments with them to just hold an L.
@JetpackerCody really is a creddy, I heard he creddies Vintage ALL the time.
by jetpackercreddy August 26, 2016
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