cumbot

a mechanical sex toy that shoots artificial seamen

the cumbot shot a load in her mouth

by jedi masterbater789 October 3, 2008

Armenian Combover

When an Armenian combs his back hair over a body part to replicate a hair style or facial hair style.

Dude, Vaz totally did an Armenian Combover for Movember...

by Panera Lover November 1, 2011

Cambodian Fire Hydrant

When you receive a blowjob. However, this isn't just any blowjob. This is when the person receiving is taking a large and vigorous shit. So vigorous that when the shit collides with the water the velocity of the steamy dump alone creates a glorious splash effect on the other persons face. If done correctly, then the person who is sucking the receiver's penis should be thoroughly soaked in shitty, smelly, and most of all sticky diarrhea. Extra points if you want to go all out and squirt diarrhea on the other persons face and mouth creating the Cambodian Mudslide and then dunk the persons head in the toilet and flush.

David: Oh shit son, I can't believe Bonquisha just sat their and took that Cambodian Fire Hydrant like that!

Malcolm: Hell yeah money, at the end she looked nastier than tubgirl.

David: I gotta give you props on that shit. On second thought don't shake my hand you sick fuck.(*dials 911*)

by SheezyMan February 26, 2009

Combo's

A round mini pretzel with filling in the middle

Steve : Hey Kiersten want some of my Combo's there stuffed with cheese?
Kiersten : Fuck No! I don't want any of your Combo's you stupid idiot!
Steve : Gee you don't have to be a little bitch about it!
Kaylee : Yeah Kiersten be nice!
Steve : Hey Kaylee do you want some of my Combo's?
Kaylee : Yeah Sure! Mmmm those are YUMMY!
Steve : Well if you like Combo's you will love sucking on my dick it's full of yummy filling!
Kaylee : Oh My God! You are such a fucking perve get lost you stupid idiot!
Steve : Gee you don't have to be a little bitch about it! By the way you owe me a $1.99 for the Combo's you ate!
Kaylee : Beat It Asshole!

by SlopNChop June 1, 2018

Cubo

I am Cubo, I am a cube, the cube is eternal thus has no age, the cube has been, is, and always will be. The cube has no location. The cube lives solely in the 3rd dimension space-time. The cube has no gender. It is the 6 sided quadratic faced Platonic solid. The cube has no interests, it exists solely to exist and has no superior motives. The cube has no sexuality it exists only by itself in a 3 dimensional space-time. The cube is and always will.

me: "cubos a sphere"

by trianatar May 12, 2021

Combobulated

adjective

The feeling of complete control over a situation. Usually associated with a calm demeanor and furled brow.

Ginger felt completely combobulated as she mounted Mike in the red Pontiac.

by a pimp and his hoordinator April 5, 2009

combobulous

very wordy, very long and confusing, obfuscating, make unclear or unintelligible.

She speaks in such a combobulous manner - I don't understand her big words.

by tropical viking April 20, 2006