cookin

after hitting a bowl of marijuana and passing it to a friend the bowl remains on fire and there is no need for it to be relit

Hit that bowl it's still cookin! It should be cookin my friend.

by Allen W. Sneed III March 25, 2009

Cooking

In Reference to (wanna be) Comedian Dane Cook.

The act of telling very unfunny sometimes annoying jokes, that not many people find funny. The person telling the joke might be the only one laughing.

After Janet tripped on a fan... Jody: Oh Janet! you just had a turkey experience!

Janet: Why is that Jody??
Jody: You Tryp to phan! hahahahah
Janet: !? Are you fucking "cooking" me???? that was so lame.

by Lord_Van_Voldemort September 24, 2009

Choking the turtle

Clenching one's butt cheeks to prevent a bowel movement.

I shouldn't have eaten that 7-11 burrito, I've been choking the turtle for the last 15 minutes.

by Johnny Quag September 23, 2014

croinky

When something is croinky, it is said that it is dank or somewhat related to the devils lettuce.

Ottman: Maaaaaaaaarrrrrcccc brooooo.... That big bag of green was croinky as fuck. Not quite as croinky as this big bag of ket though.... Rrraaaaaaarrrgggghhgg!!!!!!!!

by Berk man 420 February 21, 2020

tickle-corkin

The act of using your tongue to tickle a males genitals whilst corking his anus with your fist.

He's walking like he just got a tickle-corkin.

by J3P0Y January 12, 2009

Ron corkins

What the british call an anus that is itchy due to hair and bad hygiene.

Man I would like to wear a lacey thong today, but my Ron Corkins is really actin up!

by Roeroerozay July 6, 2016

Home Cooking

The act of spending 3 hours to turn $25 worth of ingredients into a $10 meal.

Tim: What did you have for lunch?
Joe: I made a homemade burger and it sucked! I spent all morning and the ingredients cost more than just buying one.
Tim: Yeah, home cooking sucks.

by Four Loko Frat Guy December 30, 2022