by thecrabster December 4, 2009
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Get the Creased mug.Crabs that hide in the crack of your ass all day, and then when you're asleep they track shit all over your stomach.
by Chatter318 February 28, 2007
When I man, lets say over 40, takes his dick, infected with crabs(disease), and shoves it into a boiling bowl of Alfredo Sauce. Then When he screems in pain hes jumps up and down and sticks his dick into a woman's vagina, cooling it down.
Old Dude: "OW OW OW why would I do that!"
Old Dude: "I stick it in the hooker!"
Hooker: "What The FUCK!"
OLD DUDE: "DAMN THAT WAS A PAINFUL JUMPING ALFREDO CRABSTICK!"
Old Dude: "I stick it in the hooker!"
Hooker: "What The FUCK!"
OLD DUDE: "DAMN THAT WAS A PAINFUL JUMPING ALFREDO CRABSTICK!"
by MR. NOT NORMAL January 27, 2011
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Get the cheese crease mug.A word used by chavs to refer to trainers they think are stylish. Ironically, any trainers you see being referred to as creps are most likely hideously uncool because it means that chavs like them.
by iamthedog March 8, 2012
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