Craptacular

Overhyped mediocrity

The People's Choice Awards are craptacular.

by John October 28, 2003

Crafty Fisherman

A Hermaphrodite, ie, one who carries round a spare set of tackle.

Sammy: Do you think Tom will get lucky tonight?
Nick: Tom gets lucky every night..he's a crafty fisherman!
Sammy: OMG!

by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005

craftmatic adjustable bed

Device used to facilitate autofellatio

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

CRAFTYNAGGIN

That weird beour in the corner who makes u giggle, might post a nip every now and again. saucy yet sound.

she has no twitter drama at all sure, she's craftynaggin

by ThePenisLiquor May 30, 2019

craptacular

From The Simpsons.

Spectacularly crappy, but with some entertainment value.

"This is one craptacular movie."

by snortstah January 29, 2005

Arts and Crafts

The act of throwing glitter on a girls chest after you blow your load on it.

I was sexing this chick up, and I pulled out my cock and gave her the old arts and crafts

by Mulloy September 5, 2005

American Craftsonianmanship

The excellent workmanship that goes into each and every genuine, American-Made product, ranging from the new Chevy Volt to classics like the Atomic Bomb.

Party A: Would you just look at that excellent American Craftsonianmanship! It must have taken an employee six hours to put together that tweed!
Party B: Yeah, bro; Rad!

by liberalwizardtyler December 2, 2010