Crack Swag

The over inflated sense of self obtained soley by people living in the inner city or other "ghetto" areas. This can also be used to describe the unusual way long-term drug addicts walk and/or present them selves. Also can be used to describe any resident of the city of Fall River, Ma.
"Every time I go into the city, I see nothing but single mothers and minorities with mad crack swag"!
by +-+SB+-+ November 25, 2011
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The Cat’s Crack

The phrase "the cat’s crack", meaning "the height of excellence", was first coined in jest during a family conversation about the low-riding waistline of one family members pants, Catherine(a.k.a- Cat) in Northern New Jersey on April 15, 2018. It can be used interchangeably with the phrase “the bee’s knees” that first became popular in the U.S. in the 1920s, along with "the cat's whiskers" (possibly from the use of these in radio crystal sets), "the cat's pajamas" (pajamas were still new enough to be daring), and similar phrases that didn't endure: "the eel's ankle", ...
by Don Waldoy April 16, 2018
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crack knee

The physical appearance of a crack addicted trollop whose knobby knees poke out from their emaciated legs.
Are you hooked on crack? I only ask because your crack knee is currently poking me the thigh.
by mabeea June 30, 2010
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Crack Apple

A larger-than-usual build up of feces in-between the buttocks. Any dingleberry larger than a grape. Very rare and valuable to gross people.
I've had monumental gas since my coffee break at 9 AM and now I need to go pick out a hearty crack apple.
by Talledega Knight October 04, 2009
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Crack Licker

Sam: "I'd love to buy you cookies! Want me to rub your belly too, Mr. Juan?"
Mr. Juan: "Sam, stop licking my crack..."
Everyone: "Sam's a crack licker!"
by TheSmexi May 13, 2014
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cracking a sad

(Australian lingo)

To throw a tantrum; to go crazy.
This joey is cracking a sad!

Don't crack a sad!

(Also said as, "chuck a sad.")
by sunshineme June 20, 2009
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crack report

n.: a newspaper or similar medium, rolled tight and fashionably stuffed in the rear between the pant waist and the undershorts of a middle aged man. Crack reports can be found anywhere, but are most common at race tracks, betting venues, ball games, and other sporting events. Most reports, but not all, contain various residue, leftovers and miscellaneous bacteria that is considered unsanitary by the local health department.
"Charlie! Don't pick up that crack report! You don't know what asshole has been reading that..."
by Dr. Josephus October 23, 2008
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