crack knee

The physical appearance of a crack addicted trollop whose knobby knees poke out from their emaciated legs.

Are you hooked on crack? I only ask because your crack knee is currently poking me the thigh.

by mabeea July 4, 2010

booby crack

A woman's cleavage

When she bends forward her booby crack shows!

by mysterlee May 6, 2009

smoker's crack

The small crack in the driver's side car window that all smokers have so they can fumigate their car.

My dad had a smoker's crack the whole way there, and it was only 10 degrees outside! I froze my nips off!

by lnsdrummer1156 March 27, 2009

crack report

n.: a newspaper or similar medium, rolled tight and fashionably stuffed in the rear between the pant waist and the undershorts of a middle aged man. Crack reports can be found anywhere, but are most common at race tracks, betting venues, ball games, and other sporting events. Most reports, but not all, contain various residue, leftovers and miscellaneous bacteria that is considered unsanitary by the local health department.

"Charlie! Don't pick up that crack report! You don't know what asshole has been reading that..."

by Dr. Josephus February 28, 2009

Crack Licker

One who goes above and beyond the level of ass kissing.

Sam: "I'd love to buy you cookies! Want me to rub your belly too, Mr. Juan?"
Mr. Juan: "Sam, stop licking my crack..."
Everyone: "Sam's a crack licker!"

by TheSmexi May 13, 2014

Crack Jacker

Someone who sits in a small office smoking crack, watching porn and jerking off.

Rosindo is such a "crack jacker", I'm sick of wiping his jizz off my office chair!!

by Russell Upsomgrub June 5, 2014

candy crack

When a person is addicted to candy crush it is their candy crack.

John got fired from work because he was on candy crack most of his shift.

Jane began playing candy crack as soon as she got home, she played until she candy crashed.
No mom, I don't want to eat dinner i just want to beat the next level of candy crack.

by ha haaa December 8, 2014